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Joke of the Day

"What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common? Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time."

"Teacher Said The Student..?? Teacher said the students to convert the sentence ""I killed a person"" into future tense. Suddenly Johnny stands up and said, Sir the future tense is ""u will go to jail""!"

"I just saw a poster that said, ""Have you seen this man?"" with a number to call ... So I called the number and told them, ""no."""

"The key to a good joke Is missed erection"

"Commissioner Gordon: It says here that bats sleep upside down and wee over themselves. Batman: We also poop. CG: We? B: They. I mean they"

"Not in a hurry - Alcoholism Is A Slow Death! - And we are not in a hurry!"

"If Michael Moore was a conservative... ...he'd be Donald Trump."

"""How come you're only watering half your lawn?"" a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident. ""I just heard there was a fifty percent chance of rain."""

"Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook? Because he was logged out!"

"So two condoms walk into a bar.. .. They quickly realize that it is a gay bar. One condom turns to the other and says, ""Dude. We are gonna get shitfaced tonight!"""