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Joke of the Day
"If women could change one thing about the penis it would be the man."
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"What did one snail say to the other snail? It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast"
"Umm Adele, have you tried texting?"
"Your mom is like a moped She's a little slow but still fun to ride."
"I almost got knocked out by a couple of celebrities recently.... Talk about seeing stars."
"My gf got into a car accident today... I take public transportation so I don't also get rear ended by strangers."
"I have kleptomania but when it gets bad, I take something for it."
"New Knock-Knock joke? Child: Knock Knock Grandmother: Who's there? Child: [Insert Name] Grandmother: [Insert Name] who? Child: Oh no! You have Alzheimer's! Yes? No?"
"What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed? There's 21 of them"
"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."