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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a mexican and a perubian? The passport"
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"What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce? A seizure salad."
"My doctor told me I should be on a staple diet. I told him I don't think I can digest metal and walked out."
"[unleashes dog at dog park] me: don't embarrass me now dog: i won't *sees pretty girl* me: hi, i'm dog: he drinks wine through a straw"
"I'm on chapter two of the dictionary and this thing is just so disconnected. Like, what happened to the aardvark from the beginning?"
"I drive the speed limit when I play street racing games. I don't win but I have many moral victories and countless virtual pedestrian fans."
"I'm so hipster... I wear modern clothes before anybody in the future wears them as hipster fashion."
"There are 10 types of people Those who understand binary and those who don't"
"*adult mutant ninja turtles sit in the kitchen doing taxes* you guys wanna smoke a joint? ""were not teens anymore dude"" *donatello sobs*"
"Why was the Redditor's picture crooked? Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head."