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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a mexican and a perubian? The passport"
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"""Some say Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to talk about it"" ""For I did not speak of my own Accord..."" - John 12:49"
"What do you call 4 chinese guys and 4 black guys standing in a line? A sprinkler, chink chink chink chink nigga nigga nigga nigga"
"Never trust an atom. They make up everything. ;)"
"99% Indians work on the Principle of Rockets. It doesn't mean we aim for the sky. It means, we don't start work unless our tail is on fire"
"Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music."
"My lesbian neighbors got me two fake Rolex for my birthday.... I guess they misunderstood when I told them I wanted to watch"
"My mom was supposed to die in the 9/11 incident.. I think - Anthony Jeselnik"
"How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb? None. Darkness foreverrrr!"
"What do you get if you chop off Trump's hand? A Trump stump!"