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Joke of the Day

"""No. No birthdays, Christmas or modern medicine.. But you sure do make great friends going door-to-door"" *Door slams - Jehova's Witnesses"

"What do Canadian girls have? Boobehs"

"Waxing Q: Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing? A: Because it was a total rip-off."

"What do you call a black man who flies airplanes? A pilot, you fucking racist."

"What does Hillary Clinton have in common with a factory-grown chicken? They're both getting beaten by the name of Sanders."

"Did you hear about the paper boy? He blew away. More at www.onebadjoke.com"

"Nobody gets treated worse than a McDonald's worker who gets an order wrong. ""Um this was SUPPOSED to be a LARGE fry! UnFUCKINGbelievable!"""

"God: Noah, I need an ark. Noah: Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter? God: Uh [huge grin] cos I'm banging his wife? [raises hand] up top?"

"I do all my addition in my head. It's the thought that counts."

"Lesbian Eskimo? Klondyke."