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Joke of the Day
"Know why vodka is so clear? Its so Russians can tell it isn't tap water."
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"*watching my hamster gnaw on his tiny broadsword* you are a disgrace to your lineage and bring great shame upon this house"
"Went to a ginger convention today There wasn't a soul there."
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"My girlfriend started smoking... ...so I slowed down and applied lubricant."
"It would be funny if, with everyone freaking out about global warming we ended up dying in a good old 60s throwback nuclear war with Russia."
"[French restaurant] DANIEL: Promise me, not again MIYAGI: Promise. [raises hand] Garcon? [waiter comes] D: Don- M: [waves hand] Garcoff"
"So my scatterbrained friend accused me of misquoting cliches... Isn't that the pot calling the kettle a racist?!?!"