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Joke of the Day

"Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings!"

"the most efective way to clean ur room, start a creative project, run errands, cook, brush ur teeth and take a shower is to study for a exam"

"If I had a dollar for ever time someone told me my generation sucks.... Maybe I could pay my student loans."

"I asked my pusher for something to burn that would get me stoned. He gave me the Koran."

"Concentration Camps (x-post from /r/Poems) Guess Who? It's a Jew Concentration camps for You! Boo Hoo! It's a Haiku F*** You. Edit: I know it's not a haiku."

"Two scientists walk into a bar The first scientist orders H2O. The second scientist says ""Who the hell goes to a bar and orders water?"""

"What does a pirate drink for breakfast? Arrrrange juice."

"The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared."

"The less you love a woman, the faster your hand gets tired."

"I asked a pretty homeless woman... I asked a pretty homeless women if I could take her home, she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box."