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Joke of the Day

"I often fill my water guns with urine and fire them at tightrope walkers. Pisses them right off"

"Why do american bears have forelimbs? They have the right to bear arms"

"Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have herpes. Laugh all you want. You'll still have herpes."

"The second grader was in bed with a cold and high temperature. 'How high is it Doctor?' she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record?'"

"What are gay people's favorite pizza? Meatlovers."

"When a spambot tells you to click a link to take an IQ test, that *is* the IQ test."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a six offender!"

"What are the similarities between feminists and hobos? They both ask for change and never get any."

"BREAKING NEWS: A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case."

"What do you call one billion facebook users piled on top of each other? suckerberg"