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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce? Chicken sees a salad"
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"A sheep, a drum, and a snake all fall off a cliff... Ba-dumm-tss"
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"I like my coffee like I like my women... Black. Bitter. And preferably farmed by African slaves"
"Nobody ever sneezes in movies."
"Two gay men are having sex when a fire breaks out in their apartment. Who gets out first, the top or the bottom? The bottom-- he already has his shit packed."
"My brother just found out he can't have children. It's a condition of his early release."
"A Nerd joke.. A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks ""any baggage to check?"" The photon replies ""No, I'm traveling light."""
"What's the definition of black foreplay? Don't scream or I'll kill you."
"I'm here to make a donation. Nun: Blessings, the orphans could use... *Shoving my kid at her- A brother? I'd like a receipt. For my taxes."