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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce? Chicken sees a salad"
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"What do Hillbillies do for Halloween? Pump kin"
"Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'll never forget"
"My son is petrified of thunder. I told him that is ridiculous, it's the lightning that will kill him."
"Knock, knock jokes You know, the person who made knock knock jokes really deserves a no-bell prize!"
"""But what can we do for the people who love our crowds but hate the rides?"" And with that question The Disney Cruise was born."
"My dog keeps trying to get my attention but until he plays that Sarah McLachlan song I'm not gonna take him seriously."
"Scientist found out... once shown the exit."
"Be careful when you're watching a movie with your wife. You're gonna get blamed for whatever the guy in the movie does."
"Why do we need art? Because the Earth without art is just ""Eh""."