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Joke of the Day
"What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear? Denim denim denim!"
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"Why were the bakers hands brown? He kneaded a poo"
"""Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons? It's just air!"" Exactly ""What?"" It's inflation ""I hate you"""
"Putting up Christmas decorations was a bad idea. I'm drunk and stuck on top of the house with an inflatable Easter Bunny."
"So a baby seal walks into a club I'll show myself out"
"chasing tornados is fun until you catch one."
"Where does okra come from? Okrahoma.....lol should probably be in dadjokes but oh well."
"Just heard a weird noise from the other room, but refuse to call out ""Is anyone there?"" I've seen the movies...those people always die!"
"I gave my sister away at her wedding. I stood up & shouted ""SHE USED TO BE A MAN!"""
"I just changed the clock in my car to show the actual time here comes the good life"