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Joke of the Day

"I got arrested for feeding homeless people on the streets the other day... And to top it off, the cops took away my potato gun."

"Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat."

"How do you pronounce the ""Pao"" in ""Power'? [deleted]"

"Do you know what number does the German Scrum-Half have on their back? Nein"

"What do you call a bouncer at a.. What do you call a bouncer at a gay bar? A flame thrower."

"How do you say ""bra"" in German? Stopsemfromfloppin"

"I think it's pretty cool Chinese people made a language made entirely out of tattoos."

"What does D.N.A stand for? National Dyslexic Association"

"Why did the restaurant on the moon fail? They barely had any atmosphere."

"I know my Valentines day will be full of garbage... ...because I'll get dumped anyway."