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Joke of the Day

"What kind of pistol should you use to shoot a bear? The one with the smallest barrel. It hurts the least when the bear shoves it up your ass."

"If a threesome is with three people, and a twosome is with two people.... does that mean im handsome?"

"I grew up in Africa. During the summers, we just had balloon fights."

"Boss: Did you bring the reports? Me: Hold on. *reaches into pockets and pulls out two middle fingers* Boss: I resign. You're the boss now."

"What car does Hitler drive? [OC] A fuhrerri."

"guy A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells ""You should have been here at 8:30!"" he replies: ""Why? What happened at 8:30?"""

"How do you make a pheromone? Tell him to let your people go."

"I'll never be as horrified as the kid who suddenly realizes they've been following the wrong ""mom butt"" at the grocery store."

"Oldie but a goodie Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? He sold his soul to Santa."

"well i was going to climb mount everest but this yelp review says theres a nude man at the summit swinging chains around and yelling ""fuck u"