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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a toilet seat and dinner? Dad doesn't piss all over his dinner. :D"
Next Joke
"My phone's autocorrect would like to wish everyone a happy Palestine Day."
"I'd like to tell a joke about Dratini... Only urbanites will get it."
"I've been in Wisconsin for ten pounds. That means one week for those of you who have never visited Wisconsin."
"Cop - Have you been drinking? Me - No, just taking my photo with R2D2 here. Cop - Sir that's a fire hydrant."
"My wife said she just seen 3 rocks running up the street! Boulderdash."
"Which dog is always without a tail? A hot dog."
"deep in the forest theres a metal box that controls most forest settings. toggle birds, set default leaf size, select season, squirrel ratio"
"Went to kill a spider with a rolled up newspaper and all it did was sit there and laugh at me for still reading a newspaper."
"What do you call a fat Japanese bloke... Jackie Chin"