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Joke of the Day

"Which dog is always without a tail? A hot dog."

"Did you hear Bruce Jenner was in a car accident? He was unhurt but his tranny was damaged."

"Tried cleaning the house to the A-Team theme and ended up building a tank. So close."

"Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers? A: There is writing on the White-out."

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? He heard the referee calling fowls"

"I tried to catch some fog yesterday Mist"

"What do you get when you kiss a bird? Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!"

"Show up late for a meeting and say, ""Sorry, I have the WORST hangover."" Then, whip out a copy of ""The Hangover Part 2"" and laugh and laugh."

"Married girls are so lucky. They can post anything they want on here because they already tricked some dumb guy into marrying them."

"Why are gifts in airports so expensive? God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift."