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Joke of the Day
"My wife said she just seen 3 rocks running up the street! Boulderdash."
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"While getting thrown in jail, my grandma's pacemaker failed. I guess you could say it was a cardiac arrest for battery."
"There's 3 things I hate about r/jokes people who think they know the punchline and misleading titles."
"In my spare time I like to.... Comment the funniest thing, it doesn't have to be true"
"What do you call the armed group in Oregon? Vanilla Isis."
"I'm jealous of Santa... ...he can yell ""hoe hoe hoe"" at anyone and get away with it."
"What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use? Arab spring"
"Q: What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow? A: To study economics."
"Can you think of any snake jokes? Because I serpently can't."