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Joke of the Day

"It would have been more realistic if that Michael Jackson hologram last night touched a few little little boys in the front row."

"What does the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both glide around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!"

"Harry is a? Fucking WIZARD!"

"What do you call your whore mother? NASS"

"*turns down the lights* Girl this is going to be a magical night *dumps legos on bed* ok first we need to separate these by color"

"What do you call an unused piano? A keybored"

"What is Illinois known for? The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption."

"If your dog is fat it means that you don't get enough exercise."

"Why are spiders like tops ? They are always spinning !"

"Does Al Pacino think that he's getting paid by the decibel?"