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Joke of the Day
"Me: I heard Oxygen and Magnesium are going out. Friend: OMg!"
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"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate the pie before it was cool."
"Wife wants to relax today! Wife: Today, I want to relax, so I have brought three movie tickets. Husband: why three tickets? Wife: you and your parents. "
"A woman's favorite position is CEO."
"What world athletic sporting event is held every four years? The Olympigs!"
"What language do lesbians speak? Gaelic."
"That awkward moment when someone asks if you've dyed your hair and you say no, its just clean."
"Why are fleas never happy? They're in-fur-iated."
"Scared of eating genetically modified fruit? Grow a pear."
"Apparently being poor is genetic, my son loves bologna and thinks pants are optional."