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Joke of the Day
"Apparently being poor is genetic, my son loves bologna and thinks pants are optional."
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"You hear about the incredulous Japanese man who didn't cry at his own father's funeral? Poor guy couldn't bereave it."
"How does a mermaid give birth? By sea-section!"
"This kid was up late doing his work... not on reddit. not posting to /r/jokes Edit: That's a lie."
"My daughter asked for a Frozen blanket So last night she slept on the balcony"
"What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas?? Cancer."
"I am woman hear me ROAAAoh is that chocolate?"
"If Donald Trump becomes president.. If Donald Trump becomes president of an Island population of only himself, there will still be anarchy."
"I used to live above the Wilson factory, but had to move because they were always making a racket."
"""how about an animal that looks like a cross between a horse and a barcode"" - creator of zebras"