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Joke of the Day
"That awkward moment when someone asks if you've dyed your hair and you say no, its just clean."
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"What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team? One is a group of cunning runts."
"Sometimes you need to look for the small positives in life. Like a midget with HIV."
"A father takes his son fishing Son: Dad, can you teach me how to catch fish? Dad: Sure, son! first you throw the clickbait into the water Son: What next? Dad: What happens next will shock you!"
"Scottage Cheese"
"How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping? Good Will Hunting"
"What did the Arab's father say when the teacher told him his son bombed the test? ""Thats great!"""
"""Yeah let's clone some sheep cause dinosaurs would be too awesome."" - Scientists."
"In germany there are lots of jokes about the polish, so... What did Piotr get for christmas? ... Your iPod!"
"Any jokes I can tell my teachers? I would love some jokes to tell to my teachers :D"