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Joke of the Day
"Why are fleas never happy? They're in-fur-iated."
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"The horror of hearing the anesthesiologist say, ""YOLO,"" as he puts you under."
"How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord? The leash goes slack..."
"I knew a bar where a bunch of OBGYN's would frequent. Their favorite night to go was Wednesday because it was Cervix Industry Night."
"What do you call pants that can fly? Peter Pants I just made it up"
"*job interview* Boss: Give an example of when you've done something creative Me: When I listed my 'experience' on the application form"
"Did you hear about the guy who couldn't read? He spent the night in a warehouse."
"I call my kettle Jim Carey, because it brews-all-my-tea."
"What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones? -Diving"
"Knock Knock - Who's there? Tyfe ... Tyfe Who? Yes, thanks. Milk and two sugars please."