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Joke of the Day

"What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard? The space bar"

"What shoes does ninjas use? Sneakers."

"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? One has cunning stunts the other has stunning..."

"If I find myself at Paula Deen's house, I'll be sure to stay out of the kitchen. There's an oven in there. Jews in Stews #paulasbestdishes"

"What do you call a sexually aroused caveman? Homo Erectus."

"My boss asked me to pick him something cheap up to eat for lunch he wasn't too happy when I came back with his daughter."

"They say the camera adds ten pounds so my girlfriend only needs to lose about four or five cameras before bikini season."

"I never thought a fleshlight would feel like the real thing, but last night I got drunk and totally tried it. And I have to say, it was a pretty good fucksimilie."

"Flew out of top hat. Flew out of limousine. Flew out of church. -Dove Resume"

"What do women and Slinkies have in common? Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs."