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"How dare room service question ""how many people"" I need 8 mimosas for "
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"Manager Cracks a Joke. Everyone in the team laughs except one guy. Manager asks "" Didn't you understand the joke "". The guy replies "" I resigned yesterday """
"What do you call a white guy who's beating someone in the street? Officer."
"To me Bernie Sanders is more like God It is not the guy I have problem with but the fan club freaks me out."
"I was trying to teach my dog to dance. But he has two left feet."
"Last night I played Cards Against Humanity for the first time... You know what gives me uncontrollable gas? Auschwitz"
"How many X does it take to change a light bulb? N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!"
"What's the difference between Bono and God? God doesn't walk around Dublin pretending he's Bono"
"You know that tingly little feeling you get when you fall for someone? That's common sense leaving your body."
"I don't know what all this fuss is about Same Sex Marriage! Me and my wife have been having the same sex for 21yrs! It's boring but it isn't worth getting all upset over!!!"