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Joke of the Day

"My boss asked me to pick him something cheap up to eat for lunch he wasn't too happy when I came back with his daughter."

"What did one snow man say to the other? Smells like carrots"

"What does a shaved otter look like? Odder... Sorry"

"Me: What's w/the ice pack? 12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache? 12: Yes."

"Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck? Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck."

"I got a blow up doll, that was Made in Baghdad Problem is... it blew itself up"

"A man was hospitalised with 6 plastic toy horses up his anus His condition was stable."

"Credit card fraud is wrong. Unless you're poor & really horny & think a rich guy wont notice a $20/month fee for your amputee fetish."

"You can use lemon juice to get the goat's blood out of the drapes. #householdhints"

"Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas? He had been illumi-naughty"