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Joke of the Day
"Flew out of top hat. Flew out of limousine. Flew out of church. -Dove Resume"
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"What do you call a camel with no humps? Humpfree! :P"
"How does your stomach know to send the burps to the mouth and the farts to your bum?"
"MurphySnowden Law of Fluid Dynamics Everything leaks out eventually."
"I suffer from paranoia and procrastination. Everyone is out to get me, just not right now"
"Sometimes I wonder if I'm being selfish using my voice to just sing in the car instead of saving the music industry."
"I don't know what it means to ""find your better half"" but I hope my better half is a robot so that I can be half human half robot."
"A man runs into a bar... A man runs into a bar, and demands to the barkeep: ""Quick! How tall do penguins grow?"" ""About two foot sir"" replies the bartender ""Shit. I've just run over a nun."""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? For fowl reasons."
"[Rappers job interview] Boss: What is your biggest weakness? Me: My rhyme game is weak. I can't speak. I'm a geek. Birds have feathers."