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Joke of the Day
"If life gives you melons. . . You probably have dyslexia."
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"Why does Wall Street call Hillary ""Hillary Vuitton"" instead of ""Hillary Clinton"" ? Because they know she's in the bag ..."
"I forgot my phone when I went to the toilet today. We have 245 tiles."
"You can find me in the club, eatin' Cap'n Crunch I'm into having snacks, I ain't into making lunch"
"Raise your right arm before you click. *tickle tickle tickle*"
"Did you hear about the new Voat mobile app? It's called Reddit Was Fun."
"I gave my friend an elephant. It was standing in his living room. He said, ""Thanks for the elephant"". I said, ""Don't mention it""."
"It's funny how if you are a minority and commit a mass murder, you are either a terrorist, thug, or an illegal, but if you are white, then you have a mental disorder and misunderstood!"
"What do natural gas and sadists have in common? They're both propane."
"What kind of meat does The Pope eat? Nun"