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Joke of the Day

"My kids teach me something every day. Today my 1-year-old taught me how much plumbers cost per hour. Who flushes a potato?"

"What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland? Paddy O' Furniture"

"Chicken Joke Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to your house. Knock knock -Who's there? The chicken."

"The woman next to me smells SO good, is it weird if I'm like ""What perfume is that, I will literally stop robbing this bank if you tell me""?"

"At a rally today Donald Trump ordered the secret service to remove a crying baby. They had him halfway to the curb before realizing the error."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Park Barbie ...for the parent who wants to show their child what grown-up life is really going to be like"

"I bet by the time you were done listening to The Fray's ""How to Save a Life,"" the person choking on their food would be dead already."

"Until yesterday I thought Chatroulette was a French pastry. No wonder the bakery didn't have any."

"Two guys are drinking at the country club bar... First guy says, ""Hey, you want to go play some golf?"" Second guy says, ""No, not today."" ""Why not?"" ""Because I never drink and drive."""

"Leather armor is the best for sneaking because it's literally made of hide."