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Joke of the Day

"Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race? He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography"

"A magic genie granted a man one wish. ""I wish I had a dick that touched the floor"" the man said. The genie then snapped his fingers and *poof* The man's legs disappeared."

"Mom used to say the only accessory a fashionable girl needs is a virtuous reputation. But it's bracelets."

"Why are jews afraid to eat pussy? because its too close to the gas chamber"

"Seems like /r/jokes likes puns about penises... Hey, I won't dick-scriminate."

"Shout-out to cows. Without them we wouldn't have burgers, pizza, chocolate, ice-cream and many other delicious food."

"What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays? Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday."

"My roommate called the suicide hotline and they put him on hold They just left him hangin'"

"My first time having sex was a lot like my first high-school football game. I was bruised and bloody in the end but at least my dad came."

"My ambition is to be the last man on earth so that I can find out if all those girls were telling the truth."