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Joke of the Day
"Why does the NSA hate the winter? They got snowed in."
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"Happy Easter And to the Jews, better luck next time"
"How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram."
"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle? Attire...!!"
"What do you call a valet from India? Mahatma Coat"
"I tried phone sex today I ended up with hearing aids"
"Parkinson's My friend asked me the other day if I had any advice for dealing with Parkinson's, apparently 'just shake it off' wasn't the right answer."
"There once was a mouse called Keith Who did circumcisions for free with his teeth; He didn't do it for pleasure, Excitement or leisure... He did it for the cheese underneath."
"What do you do before deploying a tickle into production? A testicle!"
"What is it called when you call your ex? Ex-communication"