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Joke of the Day
"Why does the NSA hate the winter? They got snowed in."
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"""How's the wine?"" ""House red?"" ""Yes."" *sips, swills, spits* ""Wow it's got too much body."" ""Sorry, I should have evicted the tenants first."""
"What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship? Tyrannosaurus Ex"
"How warm is the inside of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm."
"WhatsApp..... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person says: hi"
"There once was a man from the Cape. Who had balls like a hairy great ape. Then he met a nice girl. She gave him a whirl. And now he's got two little grapes."
"How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Definitely not 9, my basement is still dark"
"Why is French body armour so cheap? They only need it for their back"
"Why can't ethiopians take med pills? Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach."
"Son: ""Mom, Dad we need to talk.... I'm a vegan"" **Mom cries running out the room Dad: Why can't you just have a normal eating disorder?"