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Joke of the Day
"What are all sports in Africa called? The hunger games"
Next Joke
"What time do you go to the dentist? 2:30"
"Did you hear that the Vatican elected a new Pope? Never mind, they were just blowing smoke."
"Why did the pop band get cancer? They were radio active."
"How did Cosby fuck up his phone? He put it on sleep mode"
"The future The world in 10 years... MTV announcer: a new punk rock band making its way to the top 100... Band leader: I'm sorry did you just assume our genre?"
"I wish my wife was one of those government agents who aren't allowed to talk about what they did at work all day."
"My actual wife and my twitter wife are talking via Kik. I will be camping in the woods forever if you need me."
"My computer just said 'hello' to me. I think it might be a Dell."
"*puts arm around you* You've been burned before but, you're safe with me. Let your gaurd down, girl. *steals your pizza*"