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Joke of the Day
"Sporty I bought my wife fumarate. Now during sex moans as Sharapova."
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"What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V? His brother holding the VCR."
"Why are pirates, pirates ? CASUE THEY ARGHHHHHHH"
"I've only been wrong once, and that's when I thought I was wrong."
"The doctor told me to lose some weight. I said, ""How?"" He said ""Don't eat anything fatty."" I said, ""You mean pies, chips, that sort of thing?"" He said, ""No, just don't eat anything, fatty."""
"A Buddhist Monk visits a hot dog stand in New York and says ""make me one with everything""."
"My dog has figured out I'm Chinese. He totally tried to make a run for it. Silly dog, I'm not going to eat you until I train a replacement."
"Have you heard of the italian chef that died? He pasta away!"
"Whiteboards are remarkable"
"What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft? A-flat minor (or a broken piano)"