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Joke of the Day
"What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt. ....... Ba dum chhhh!"
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"I Remember The Last Thing My Grandpa Said to me Before he kicked the Bucket He said ""Hey, how Far Do you think i can kick this bucket?"""
"Sitting behind a couple in this theater that's making out. I'm gonna lean forward and whisper ""This is nice"" in a minute."
"i like to say ""so long"" in an asian accent is that so wrong?"
"I like to help my children think up cruel nicknames for the other kids at their school."
"I've worked at my job for 7 years & my boss still hasn't noticed that I only give Magic 8-Ball responses to all of his questions."
"want to hear my limousine joke na its too long"
"Sitting with Grandma at the hospital. She noticed me checking my watch and said, ""Go on Dummy. I know brunch is almost over at the tit bar."""
"What's the best part about being a mute? It goes without saying..."
"Did you hear about the guy who used 20% of his right not to incriminate himself? He plead the Fifth!"