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Joke of the Day

"These days people treat their cellphones like its a baby... ..except I never laugh when I drop my cellphone"

"Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament? Because they lost their 2 best shooters"

"What do you call a bagel that can fly? a plain bagel."

"A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a lab... ...and do science, because science doesn't discriminate."

"The man who invented the Kinder Surprise had died. The pathologist who does his autopsy is in for a treat."

"Describe myself in 4 words? Bad at counting."

"What is the difference between Ironman and Iron woman? One is a super hero and the other is a command. *I'll show myself out...*"

"Why was the manipulative ghost so unsuccessful? People could see right through him."

"Are Smurfs just a bunch of midget Avatars? #yeahimhigh"

"How many immigrants. Q) How many immigrants does it take to change a light bulb? A) None. That is our fucking job!"