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Joke of the Day

"""Doctor, Doctor... I've had diarrhea for 3 days, and I think it might be hereditary"" ""Hereditary? What makes you think it's hereditary?"" ""It's in my jeans"""

"A guy runs into a bar at light speed and asks the bartender for whatever's on tap. Thirty seconds later, the bartender asks he wants to drink."

"what did the zombie say when he prank-called someone? ""deez gutz"""

"My jokes are so dark Whenever i use it it starts picking cotton."

"What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ."

"I had a third of a Mars bar the other day... All I wanted to do was rest."

"Just ripped a fart that sounded like someone sneezing while submerged in pudding."

"Just once can we make someone regret inviting 10,000 people to their Facebook event."

"Know what I hate more than a hipster? Two hipsters."

"What's the best joke you've heard"