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Joke of the Day
"Just once can we make someone regret inviting 10,000 people to their Facebook event."
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"*Hunts and Kills Winnie the Pooh *Hunts and Kills Pepe Le Pew *Cooks both in stew *Serves Pooh Pew Platter"
"Where do pencils go for vacation? Pencil-vania."
"Last year my ex and I dressed as opposing political parties for Halloween... best hate sex we ever had."
"I know I've had enough to drink when I suddenly know everyone's middle name and it's ""Motherfucking."""
"How do cows communicate? Moorse code."
"Eat, Pray, Love was such a boring movie, I watched it on a plane and people still walked out."
"Fifty Shades of Grey was disappointing. All those blindfolds and not a single person swung at a pinata."
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!"
"A clown and a little girl walk through a dark forest. The girl says, ""I'm scared!"" The clown replies, ""you think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"""