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Joke of the Day

"probably the worst thing you could do to an old person is force them to watch you tear up a bunch of coupons"

"Did you hear the story of the Rabbi who lifted his synagogue into the air with a bunch of balloons? He brew up."

"What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common? They both wrote bad romance."

"The average person has sex 89 times a year. This is gonna be one hell of a week."

"Why did Ted Cruz's father assassinate JFK? To get to the other side!"

"FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything."

"How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke? with a low ""ha"""

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper? Santa stops after three hoes."

"On your mark, get set, go f*ck yourself."

"Two player prison game Prisoner One: Do you want to play the rape game? Prisoner Two: No! Prisoner One: That's the spirit!"