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Joke of the Day

"The average person has sex 89 times a year. This is gonna be one hell of a week."

"The description is hilarious! The title is deeply misinformed."

"The coolest part of the bible is where one couple somehow populates the world by having kids from every race and ethnicity."

"Did you here about the priest? He broke his organ on a hymn"

"i can't wait til my boyfriend breaks up with me im gonna eat so much ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D"

"Finding $5 you didn't know you had is awesome til you realize you're 34, it's 2011 & $5 won't even buy enough gas to drive you off a cliff."

"Anything you say can and will be held against you boobies"

"You brought me roses? I can't eat this. Get out."

"You know what this new carpet needs? For me to open a tube of blue toothpaste, and jump up and down on it. - My 4yo. Apparently."

"Never trust an atom. They make up everything."