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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything? Because it's a Mandarin word"
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"A bad analogy is like a cucumber"
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"When I was a kid the swear jar at my house was always empty because my sister was a goddamn fucking thief."
"If Barrack Obama wrote a book what would it be called? 50 states of gay."
"You're in your 20's... you don't have ""haters""... you have ""adults"" that think you are ""annoying"""
"What did the left ass cheek say to the right ass cheek? Whose the asshole in the middle."
"Olympic Rowing ...literally is taking place in sewage."
"What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad."