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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper? Santa stops after three hoes."
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"Two fish were in a tank. One said ""You man the guns and i'll drive!"""
"What did the physicist say when his wife wanted to go jewelery shopping? ""I don't have the energy for this."""
"in case you're wondering I don't want to be buried in any of the cemeteries near my house Since I'm not dead yet."
"Mastercard Chinese Resturant Commercial General Tso's Chicken........ $11.50 Coca-Cola........ $1.99 Take out guy forgets container........ Riceless"
"What do you call a midget psychic that escapes from prison? A small medium at large"
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"Two toothpicks are walking the forest. When all of a sudden a hedgehog walks by. The one toothpick says to the other, ""When did this place get a bus?"""
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot."
"When I see a man with long fingernails, my first thought is wizard My second thought is virgin wizard"