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Joke of the Day
"What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common? They both wrote bad romance."
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"I want to die like my grandfather, peacefully while asleep... And not like the 60 students on the bus he was driving."
"There was once this starving homeless man near Pyongyang... This joke has been removed. Food and shelter is plentiful in North Korea. To desire more is greed."
"If you ever see a troll eat a fairy It's either time for rehab or you're on Reddit."
"When the mechanic said I 'blew a seal', I was afraid he knew about that summer I worked at Sea World but it turns out it's some car thing."
"Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad? ...because William Shatner"
"I slept like a baby last night I cried for hours and shit my pants."
"What's faster than a black man with your TV? His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*"
"What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar? They thought it was called ""The Leo Movie""."
"11 year old step son told me this... I lol'd Why did the cops show up at the elementary school? A 1st grader was resisting a rest."