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Joke of the Day
"You can never trust an atom... they make up everything."
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"How do you confuse a gay person? 7"
"Seems like the most reliable way to get rid of some people is just to lend them money....))"
"Chris Christie finally got a job in Trump's administration. He's going to be the border wall."
"If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there. If you're almost there and then she laughs, that's a different thing."
"Only a few years ago, the average parents had four children. Nowadays, the average child has four parents."
"Of course my clothes are on the floor. I'm a guy, that's where I hang them."
"Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he's dead."
"Last night my wife started calling me Jeb Bush. I also pull out way to late."
"[undercover FBI agent who's had me under surveillance for weeks decides to blow his cover] do you ever stop eating?"