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Joke of the Day

"Waiter there's a fly in my soup ! Yes it's the rotting meat that attracts them !"

"How can you tell a sex doll is Muslim ? It blows itself up."

"What's Putin's new favorite song? Crimea River"

"I didn't realize how many of the songs on my iPod are about sex and drugs until I hit ""shuffle"" in a car with a 12-year-old in it."

"You Gotta Hand It to Leprechauns Because they Can't Reach It!"

"""Paintings or it didn't happen."" - 1700's-1920"

"What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common? Someone's ring gets broken."

"Why didn't the internit get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman."

"Just tried to read an article that wasn't a list. Bunch of words, no GIFs, and it required me to think?? 0/10 would not recommend."

"That's nice that you're a Christian now. Could you maybe be a Christian a little quieter?"