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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he's dead."
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"Why does the Trump campaign hire people in groups of three? One who can read, one who can write, and one to keep an eye on the other two ""elitist intellectuals."""
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"How did the Otaku Redneck guy name his daughter? Annie Mae"
"4 is currently using scissors to whittle down a pencil. This will be a valuable skill if she ever goes to prison and needs to make a shank."
"Why does Ganondorf hate the internet? There are too many links."
"What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge? to the other side."
"Newt Gingrich's face looks like a fat woman's knee."
"Local News Reports a Kidnapping at a School It's okay though, she woke up."