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Joke of the Day

"[undercover FBI agent who's had me under surveillance for weeks decides to blow his cover] do you ever stop eating?"

"What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson, after the autopsy."

"*holding banana up to my ear as if it's a phone* haha, get it?? it looks like i am making a phonecall. but i'm n-*banana rings* oh crap"

"How did Harry Potter Get Down the Hill? Walking. JK. Rolling."

"If clinical depression was a sound, it would be two people trying to talk at the same time during a conference call."

"What does batman like adding to his drinks? JUST-ICE"

"So I was at the Library today .. And a black Gentleman came over to me and asked where the coloured printer was. I replied ""Man its 2016 you can use any printer!"""

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no-eye-deer"

"What do you call it when 2 cops let everyone know some dead cow meat is homosexual. Steakout"

"If I got a dollar every time somebody called me a racist Black people would rob me"