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Joke of the Day

"Of course my clothes are on the floor. I'm a guy, that's where I hang them."

"One of my friends told me how electricity is measured And I was like watt?"

"Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..? he was tired of coffin."

"I want to have kids before my parents are too old to be able to take care of them."

"whos your future husband or wife mine reddit alien"

"Why do Russian cars have such a bad rep? Because they're always Stalin."

"Why did the blonde run with her bike? Because it was going to fast for her to get on."

"It's not a ""gay"" wedding or a ""straight wedding"" it's a ""waste of money they could have used for a down payment."""

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't, numbers aren't sentient beings..."

"""You're not pretty enough. Now pay us $3.99 so we can tell you why."" - Magazines"