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Joke of the Day

"When my wife does our daughter's hair: ""How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?"" When I do her hair: ""How about a hat?"""

"A Wizard walks into a gay bar, and disappears with a poof."

"I like telling this to my tall friends ""You know, I really look up to you. Literally."""

"Kim Kardashian was robbed of her jewellry in Paris. The robbers had a tip off that she had lots of booty."

"What do you say when the yoga teacher tells you to leave class for no reason? Nah, I'mma stay."

"Take my advice I'm not using it."

"I ran into my ex-wife the other day So I backed up and hit her again, I miss her sometimes"

"I can't get enough minimalism."

"I'm upset b/c 2011 marks yet another year my birthday will not fall on Friday the 13th. I guess that's what I get for being born on May 3rd."

"how did the ghost get to the hospital? in the amBOOlance"