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Joke of the Day
"I ran into my ex-wife the other day So I backed up and hit her again, I miss her sometimes"
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"Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley? Cause it's always Jammin'"
"I like my coffee like I like my women Full of my own semen."
"Dad goes on date with Carly Rae Jepsen As she got into his car he said ""Hi, Maybe."""
"[financial advisor] based on your income and savings you can retire at age 116 [me] *slips her $100* let's make it 112 [her] now it's 120"
"lf you can only be good at one thing, be good at cheating....because if you're good at cheating, you're good at everything."
"I got jumped by five black guys in Baltimore. The car started right up but they said I'd need a new battery."
"Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat."
"Where will a springer spaniel never shop? At a flea market!"
"Some guy just knocked on my door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said, ""Fuck that knowing my luck, I'd win one!"""