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Joke of the Day
"how did the ghost get to the hospital? in the amBOOlance"
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"Why should you never let a squirrel give you a blow job? Cause beastiality is wrong."
"Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:('Lunch is on me!')"
"Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!"
"What file archiver do Tigers use? Win-Rawr."
"A girl on Facebook says it's officially too cold to go outside. Thank you for your official confirmation, Madison, I will remain indoors."
"What has 10 letters and starts with Gas? Automobile! Everyone says gasoline because they don't think about it."
"Hermione Granger: What can I wear that won't make me look fat? Ronald Weasley: An invisibility cloak"
"Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car? Because he got an award for revvin' it."
"I showed my family facebook a few years ago, and haven't heard from them since. Best decision ever"