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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor."
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"Soles Never buy shoes from a ginger. They have no soles"
"Did you hear about the guy who decided to put the S next to the D? He was in the newd today."
"My new thesaurus is terrible! Not only that but it's also terrible."
"What do you call a people who serve in Thailand? Thai Fighters"
"Everyone keeps saying they hate the smell of moth balls But I just keep wondering how they spread those tiny legs apart."
"How do you know the bartender didn't appreciate your drunken pass at her She's stirring your bloody mary with a string."
"If you play a Justin Bieber track backwards... ...You'll hear satanic messages. Even worse, if you play it forward, you'll hear Justin Bieber!"
"I like to go fishing from time to time... Just for the halibut."
"You remind me of Monday... Because nobody likes you"