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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who decided to put the S next to the D? He was in the newd today."
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"What do you call an Asian guy with a great work ethic? Task Oriental."
"Unless you and your family were attacked by Bigfoot, then no, I don't want to see your camping pictures."
"Never trust a big butt and a smile. Where is the rest of this woman's body?"
"""Dad can you write in the dark?"" ""I think so. What is it you want me to write?"" ""Your name on this report card."""
"My friend said to me 'The Tory party is just cuts after cuts after cuts!'... ... I told him 'You're one letter off.'"
"Westminster Dog Show If a poor dog ever wins the Westminster Dog Show I hope at least one announcer calls it a Wags to Riches Story..."
"My gf is like the square root of negative one hundred She's a perfect ten but imaginary"
"What is the cheapest part of a boat? The part with the sail in it."
"How did the farmer grow his portfolio? Cornstock"