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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who decided to put the S next to the D? He was in the newd today."
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"Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord? Because it was baroquen."
"What did the Arab's father say when the teacher told him his son bombed the test? ""Thats great!"""
"Knowledge is Power They always say knowledge is power, but I'm pretty sure I can beat up Stephen Hawking."
"*daughter reading *son playing ipod *dog sleeping *house quiet *I go take a dump FISTFIGHT BREAKS OUT, DOG'S ON FIRE"
"When does the narwhal bacon? Not on January 18th."
"I could tell my parents truly loved me as a child. My bath toys were a toaster, radio and a blow dyer."
"Leonardo Dicaprio must be sad. He only has one Oscar instead of many."
"I woke up with a horse's head in my bed. And straw. And the rest of the horse's body. And cows. And a tractor. And this is a barn, I guess."
"I've seen a LGBT activist publish phones and home addresses of homophobic straight people on the Internet. Needless to say, I found his approach somewhat heterodox."