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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump That's the whole joke."
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"Let's stop listing pagers on that list of electronic devices that should be turned off."
"Good ice-breaker How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice I'm.."
"[Science Meeting, 1924] Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique? It's not like they'll ever really check ""Let's do it"""
"Worrying that ghosts watch you use the toilet is a pretty legitimate concern."
"So a crossfitter, an atheist, and a vegan all walk into a bar. How do I know? Because they told everyone in the place within 30 seconds."
"What do you call a prosthetic used in exchage for your missing leg. A stubstitute"
"What kind of bear is best? One that gets you an oscar"
"don't tell me starbucks isn't an emotion i feel that shit in my soul"