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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno Business! (say with sass)"

"Why did the tree keep getting grounded? Because it was s knotty pine!"

"sometimes i wonder was it worth it to get laid at the expense of covering my firewood pile when it was about to rain? no... it never is"

"I asked my friend with an extra chromosome if he wanted to hang out... He said he was down"

"Why can't you lift weights on Monday? It's a week day."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? Perk up or people will think you're nuts!"

"My coworker who believes Jesus Christ was the immaculately conceived son of God who rose from the dead can't believe it's Monday already."

"When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is? There are more birds on that side."

"I told my friend that she had one of the nastiest bodies I've ever seen I hope she doesn't hold it against me."

"My sex life is like a Ferrari.. I don't have a Ferrari"